Posts tagged meme

fuckyeahocdotter: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie in alternating shades of green. An otter is in the middle.Top Text: “Open can of soda; leave it alone for five minutes”Bottom Text: “Can’t drink it now, it might be contaminated”]

fuckyeahocdotter:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie in alternating shades of green. An otter is in the middle.

Top Text: “Open can of soda; leave it alone for five minutes”

Bottom Text: “Can’t drink it now, it might be contaminated”]

Meme for Shaolina.

Full one at the source.  She asked for the even numbered questions.

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gingerkittten

Pick Your Top Ten Ships Without Reading the Questions

1) Harry/Draco (TSA)

2) Kurt/Blaine (Immutability)

3) Ignifer/Honoria (TSA)

4) Snape/Regulus (TSA)

5) Maud/Susan (Fingersmith)

6) Christopher/Milly (Charmed Life)

7) Kurt/Ricky (Immutability)

8) Grey/Jordan (The Shell House)

9) Paul/Noah (Boy Meets Boy)

10) Remy/Dexter (This Lullaby)

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moonicle: Calming Manatee’s lesser known cousin, not so eloquent but super supportive shark. 

moonicle:

Calming Manatee’s lesser known cousin, not so eloquent but super supportive shark. 

moonicle

Accent Meme

What is your name/username?
Where are you from?
Pronounce the following words: 
Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Papaya, Penthouse, Subtext, Smile.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favourite colour?
What colour are your eyes?
What was the last thing you drank?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it. 
Do you think you have an accent?
End the audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

herekittykittykitty

Fandom Quiz

Taken from Merrymethods here.

5 Ships

1. Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)

2. Kurt/Blaine (Glee)

3. Leslie/Ben (Parks and Recreation)

4. Cristina/Meredith (Grey’s Anatomy)

5. Emily/Nolan (Revenge)

3 Former Ships

(I don’t really have former ships, so let’s just say these are ships I used to be more interested in.)

6. Rachel/Quinn (Glee)

7. Brittany/Santana (Glee)

8. Harry/Luna (Harry Potter)

3 Anti-Ships

9. Kurt/Karofsky (Glee)

10. Cristina/Owen (Grey’s Anatomy)

11. Edward/Bella (Twilight)

2 ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship

12. Don/Joan (Mad Men)

13. Emily/Jack (Revenge)

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Badassery

lifeofkj:

alexds1:

Tyson is badass for several reasons, one of them being his ability to take a joke/ meme like a total boss:

[pics found via googling “Neil deGrasse Tyson badass”]

Just when I think I can’t love him any more.

alexds1

 #life gets harder #you must have leveled up

macs-guide-to-the-galaxy

calmingmanatee: The credit for the dialogue goes to the lovely Maytag in Flipside. She is a person who cares about her friends. That is definitely a thing I like.

calmingmanatee:

The credit for the dialogue goes to the lovely Maytag in Flipside. She is a person who cares about her friends. That is definitely a thing I like.

calmingmanatee

castielandsherlockstolethetardis:

unicorntimelordadamyoung:

candyheilman:

“Calming Manatee” is the single most greatest thing on the internet.
I was sad this morning & all I needed was a few encouraging words from manatees.

Can my friends be like these manatees

Please

These manatees are cute and nice

^ i’d totally buy you a cute and nice manatee if i could.

candyheilman

calmingmanatee: [Image description: A black and white photo of a manatee and a turtle. The manatee has their nose pressed against the turtle’s head, and the turtle is leaning into them. The caption says: You are worth loving.]

calmingmanatee:

[Image description: A black and white photo of a manatee and a turtle. The manatee has their nose pressed against the turtle’s head, and the turtle is leaning into them. The caption says: You are worth loving.]

calmingmanatee

tastefullyoffensive:

Good Guy VHS

tastefullyoffensive

pleatedjeans

brasspistol:

mightyavenger:

tonys-boypussy:

LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AND FINISH

I am on your side, angry midgardian creature

I am on your side.

I’m printing these out. 

These are my positive affirmations 

also the ones I wrote down, which are mostly movie quotes or lyrics from Eye of the Tiger that have been customized for me so they’re “Directorized”

but back to these^ which are epic.

dreamsofrunning